The Bolehbolehland
be Malaysian!:
+ The notice ‘Sila Beri Laluan Kepada Penumpang Yang Ingin Turun Daripada Tren Terlebih Dahulu’ on LRTs and trains is totally crap and actually does not mean anything. It is just for solely decorative purposes only. So if you want to board any train, just stand right in front of the door and the second it opens, hustle and push your way in. Better still, if you are in a group, just board the train simultaneously. Never mind the people that want to get out off the train, they will be more than happy to give you way. Hey, you deserved that seat!
+ When you are driving, and it rains heavily, don’t forget turn on your hazard lights so that other drivers will see your vehicle easily. And they will not be confused whether your vehicle is actually moving or stopping. Road safety tips stated that you should only switch on the hazard lights when your vehicle breaks down or is involved in an accident. Bah! What a great lie.
+ If you are lucky enough to get interviewed by some TV station for a Bahasa Malaysia speaking program like maybe Buletin Utama, and they are asking you some question like maybe “Apakah pendapat encik tentang kenaikan harga minyak sekarang ini?”, answer it in Bahasa Malaysia with as many English words you can fit in. The more the better. Suggested words are like ‘well’, ‘actually’, ‘just’, ‘government’, ‘we all’. Yes, it is a Bahasa Malaysia speaking program but you must look intelligent on TV right?
+ last but not least, alltogether now, 'Malaysia Boleh!'
playlist:
+ Seven Collar T-Shirt – Drones. Only bought it yesterday so I guess it will be in the playlist for these couple of days. Noticed a new greatest hits album by Pearl Jam at the store, digipak, imported and all. All the songs are available in their previous studio albums so there’s no point in wasting my money for it. Good for first time listeners and budak-budak sekolah that want to impress their girlfriends. I better save the money for maybe Belle & Sebastian’s Dear Catastrophe Waitress or something.
+ The notice ‘Sila Beri Laluan Kepada Penumpang Yang Ingin Turun Daripada Tren Terlebih Dahulu’ on LRTs and trains is totally crap and actually does not mean anything. It is just for solely decorative purposes only. So if you want to board any train, just stand right in front of the door and the second it opens, hustle and push your way in. Better still, if you are in a group, just board the train simultaneously. Never mind the people that want to get out off the train, they will be more than happy to give you way. Hey, you deserved that seat!
+ When you are driving, and it rains heavily, don’t forget turn on your hazard lights so that other drivers will see your vehicle easily. And they will not be confused whether your vehicle is actually moving or stopping. Road safety tips stated that you should only switch on the hazard lights when your vehicle breaks down or is involved in an accident. Bah! What a great lie.
+ If you are lucky enough to get interviewed by some TV station for a Bahasa Malaysia speaking program like maybe Buletin Utama, and they are asking you some question like maybe “Apakah pendapat encik tentang kenaikan harga minyak sekarang ini?”, answer it in Bahasa Malaysia with as many English words you can fit in. The more the better. Suggested words are like ‘well’, ‘actually’, ‘just’, ‘government’, ‘we all’. Yes, it is a Bahasa Malaysia speaking program but you must look intelligent on TV right?
+ last but not least, alltogether now, 'Malaysia Boleh!'
playlist:
+ Seven Collar T-Shirt – Drones. Only bought it yesterday so I guess it will be in the playlist for these couple of days. Noticed a new greatest hits album by Pearl Jam at the store, digipak, imported and all. All the songs are available in their previous studio albums so there’s no point in wasting my money for it. Good for first time listeners and budak-budak sekolah that want to impress their girlfriends. I better save the money for maybe Belle & Sebastian’s Dear Catastrophe Waitress or something.
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